Smashing comic old boy
Now you, like me, may enjoy occasionally dabbling in attempting to talk in an accent other than the one you always talk in. Perhaps you enjoy talking with an Irish accent, or maybe you're more of a wee Scottish speaker, I personally like to put on a French accent and then attempt to seduce whoever is in my vicinity. Let me just give you a taste of what I'm talking about...Now I must warn you, it's likely that you will be seduced by the following text, so try to steel your hearts against what I'm about to say, lock up ur love organ and hide the key, and for those of you who are prone to swooning get a pillow or something because you are about to swooned like you've never been swooned before.
Ehhm...okay here we go "Ello baby, you are, 'ow they say, ravishing. Your eyes are like a cool pool of water on a hot day. Your smile it lifts my 'eart and is as beautiful as eh sunrise. Your body is more smoking than the average amount of smokes I smoke on a regular smoking day. Basically baby your appearance makes me, 'ow the say, aroused.
Well there you go, I did warn you.
Enjoy
Damian :D
