Christmas Comic
Exciting excitement I've made my first ever Christmas comic, it's a comic that's so packed full of Christmas cheer I was almost tempted to sing 'silent night' while making it, but I didn't...I went for 'little drummer boy', gotta love those pa rup a pum pums. Now before I made this comic I knew I wanted it to be a Christmassy one, but I just didn't have an idea, so I decided to go on a quest to find...THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS. Now I broke into many houses on this quest and got repeatedly punched in the face by several people who didn't truly appreciate the importance of my quest, but I still didn't know what the true spirit of Christmas was, I had to take the next step, I had to watch Christmas movies. Now while there are many truly great Christmas movies, such as Santa Claus Conquers the Martians as well as Santa with muscles, which I think is fair to say Hulk Hogan's greatest movie, I still didn't know the true spirit of Christmas. I had almost given up on my Christmas quest, if Santa with muscles couldn't teach me the spirit of Christmas nothing could! But then...a Christmas miracle, I just happened to be reading the local paper which had printed some kid's letters to Santa. In one last ditch attempt to bump up my Christmas cheer and finally get an idea for a comic I decided to read these children's letters. Now while many of these were poorly written, usually starting with 'To Dear Santa'...I mean c'mon GET IT TOGETHER KIDS, they all did have one thing in common...all of these kids wanted presents. Of course! Greed is the spirit of Christmas! It's so obvious, I mean these kids weren't just asking for presents, most of them had in their letters that they wanted somewhere in the vicinity of 10,000 presents, and what about how everyone always eats to much food on Christmas, also think about that song '12 days of Christmas' anyone who wants not 1 but 12 partridge's in a pear tree has to be greedy. So this comic is for the kids that wrote those letters...greedy little bastards. God bless us everyone.
Enjoy and Merry Christmas.
Damian :D
