Girly Comic
Now I'm going to tell you something you may or may not have realized, men and woman are different. No it's true, I did some research into the matter and yeah, turns out we're pretty different. I mean there are the obvious differences such as chesticles and gentiles and whatnot (side note: how funny is the word chesticles, I love it) but there are also other differences. For example women wear dresses, why? Why don't men wear dresses? Well I actually have a theory as to why this anomaly occurs, you see woman could give birth at any time and therefore need to be prepared for just such an occasion, wearing a dress allows the baby to just slide right out, no problems. The next difference is men's ability to grow facial hair or a "beard". Now there are few theories as to why this occurs the first is since the man is often outside and not the one tending the house he needs a warm face, another one is that as the main breadwinner of the family the man can use his beard to store food or possible use as a nest to supply a constant supply of eggs. The last theory is that a witch cast a spell on all men that caused hair to spew out of their faces...but there has been little evidence for this theory. A final difference I'd like to point out is how woman use lipstick, eye shadow, moisturizer, lip balm, nail polish, mascara, blush, anti-wrinkle cream, anti-aging cream and men use...deodorant. I guess us men are just pretty enough already.
Enjoy
Damian :D
